Whenever I asked for a subsequent bottle, I got the beatdown (though I did end up getting what I wanted, not unlike a child willing to brave punishment to get another cookie).
If you’re curious as to whether or not an Extreme Kidnapping can scare you, my answer would be a decided yes.
In addition to the moment of doubt that I detailed in the final piece that ran in GQ, hiring someone to kidnap you causes you to consider the very real and lingering specter of incompetence.
Every time Cody fid my cuffs, it took him five minutes because they were such cheap pieces of shit. Don’t buy Korean handcuffs unless you hate the person you’re cuffing. "Okay Drew," he said, "This is police strength riot control pepper spray—1.5 million Scoville units. Make sure you have all your torture bases covered before getting kidnapped. I was ordered to throw my keys out the window and get out....i told everyone to take their masks off—stay in the car...
When I was first brought into Extreme Kidnapping’s hideout, Adam took off my blindfold for a moment and showed me a small red canister. You’re gonna take your blindfold off, walk down the stairs, then put the blindfold back on. This will make no sense at all, but part of the reason I never uttered the safe word during my captivity—apart from the fact that I would essentially be skipping out on my job—was that I felt compelled to prove myself to my captors. I got out and explained everything, back then our fame, uh, i mean notoriety was at its zenith so even the sheriffs deputies had heard of us and helped back up my story to pontiac pd who wasn’t buying it at first..they found out what we were about, they let us go, but with a warning not to mess around in Pontiac anymore"One tip for getting kidnapped: Do not ask for things.
To quote Adam, "What I look for in a henchman is the ability to commit crimes without being a pussy.
If you’ve never done dirt in your life, then there is a good chance your gonna suck at this."To be an extreme kidnapper, there must be some sizable part of you that likes the idea of abducting people and holding them hostage. Though he swears he cannot abide sadists, Adam isn’t afraid to hire people with criminal backgrounds to be his henchmen.While the show is often home to hilarious answers, this one really takes the cake. The presenter can be heard struggling for words as he reels from her clanger.The particularly outstanding moment sees a contestant give a very silly answer which leaves the host dumb-founded.“What member of the crow family native to the UK has a bare face? The quiz show will enjoy a special episode this weekend with more gaffes and unseen moments.When I tried to pee in it, some of the outgoing piss nailed the rim of the bottle and caused a fine piss mist to fill the air.The bottle leaked with relative ease all over my clothes and mattress.One week later, a Charles Dickens Christmas special sees the Chasers get in the festive spirit by dressing up as characters from A Christmas Carol.