But The Guy Who Peaked Too Early was just getting started.There was a field that needed to be played, and he broke up with his girlfriend when he was 24.
You still have plenty of age-appropriate single people to choose from.
No one bats an eye if you hook up with a 45-year-old. 30-somethings own a french press (or just a really nice coffee maker).
Now it’s seven years later, his hair got bored and left, and his high school lacrosse glory isn’t part of the conversation that much these days.
And he’s noticing that girls like his ex-girlfriend don’t seem to be all that into him anymore.
He never seemed that happy in the relationship, but everyone just assumed they would eventually get married.
Now, after a long and difficult breakup, The New Lease On Life Guy has reemerged with a bang and is suddenly acting like he just got called down on The Price Is Right.
The Total Package has a hell of a career going, but don’t you for a second suggest that The Total Package would be a workaholic—The Total Package is a family man.
There’s just one thing The Total Package seems to be having a hard time finding—a girl worthy of his greatness.
Yet, that 26-year-old with the tight abs still thinks you're hot.
So rather than mourn the fact that you're still unattached at 35, recognize what a beautiful opportunity this is to get the best of both worlds. 30-somethings get really excited about their new Tempur-Pedic pillows.
He’d also really appreciate it if his mother would stop setting him up on dates.